Rockxs Session 1

Rockxs! Session 1

Once upon a time, there was a guy named Job. He had lots of bunnies and kids and wives and camels. Satan likes to shake his booty. God asked Satan why he always shook his booty.

He said, “I despise disco and poplaw.” Then Satan asked God to torture Job because he had lots of bunnies and camels.

Satan said to Job, “I like you to shake your camels.” So Job did not shake anything because God said, “I don’t advocate shaking.” The camel-loving guy, Moses, parted the sea of camels. This was extremely, wonderfully, greatly, intensely, magnificently outrageous.

God used his magic wand to cast a camel upon Job’s bunnies. The disco-hunting devil ate Job’s wives and belched. Job’s bad kids suffered endlessly because Satan belched on food.

Job ran to Whitecastle where Darth Timothy and Obi-wan Jessica and Steve Burns lived. He barfed at Steve’s dog, Periwinkle. Satan tried to eat Job’s pretty kids. A giganterrific salamander ate the humpy camels for supper, after having turtle ice cream.

‘Noooo!!!’

Obi-wan went to Hawaii where Luke Turtlewalker and God were on sabbatical. God said, “I like to boogie with Cy!” Eventually, they threatened to return books without permission. Job’s fortune cookies made Hannah happy and gay. He cried wolf turtle and said, “I shake my camel now!!” Then his lawyer filed a suitcase against Satan. God said, “Settlement under siege is okay.” Job’s booty returned and shook!

THE ENDEND…or is it…?

*frontlobmadness XDXDXD